The Star Nose Ball

by We Are Goose

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A little demo of a new We Are Goose song uncovering some of nature's harshest secrets.

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Star nose ball
It comes around once every year
Star nose ball
Every nose, big or small, is certain to appear
Star nose ball
Who will be crowned 'Star Nose of the Ball'?

Your invite comes through the topsoil
And though you never go out
It's time to show off your snout

The Star Nose Ball is calling
There's no event more apt
This year they'll love your act

but...

Star nosed mole
You always seem so out of place
Star nosed mole
With a hand grasping out of the middle of your face
Star nosed mole
You'll never be the 'Star Nose of the Ball'

Proboscis monkey's at the door
He asks for your ID
Your star nose is all he sees

But as star nosed mole entered the ball, it didn't get any easier

The elephants look down at you
The platypi are frowning too
The anteaters and tapirs all snub you at the bar
The toucans lock you in the cellar
They've no time for sub-ground dwellers
Pinocchio frog already has the trophy in his car
He's won every ball so far

Star nosed mole
You always seem so out of place
Star nosed mole
With a hand grasping out of the middle of your face
Star nosed mole
You'll never be the 'Star Nose of the...'
Never be the 'Star Nose', No you'll
Never be the 'Star Nose of the Ball'

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released June 10, 2011

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We Are Goose UK

Timothy Goose has been pestering Richard for years and years but We Are Goose have been around since about 2011 - they've performed about amorous insects, viscous mimes and spent a good year singing about real life 18th Century Surgeons.

They've been described as:
"The Future of Education" (west-end wilma)
"Delightful Comedy" (Chortle)
and "Frankly Bizzarre" (This is cabaret)
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